Ruin a Wish

you’re supposed to say granted

Slight twist, you may infrequently deny with a side effect

ok.

SH8 I BROKE IT

Granted, but people now love Windows
I wish I could hook into my mind while sleeping to force me to dream and allow me to talk on IRC while sleeping

Granted, but you are now a lunatic
I wish that uhhhhh?

granted but uhhhhhh
i wish i had luck

Granted, but it’s only on boring occasions
I wish that kids were less cringe

granted but you have to do a OS meme
i wish this picture is releventlol

Granted, cringe has been transferred to a kernel module that is public
I wish I could overlay my view of the world with SSH to my compooter at 30% opacity

Granted, but all of your cpu is being used due to processing
I wish that skeuomorphism is the mainstream in web design

granted but ok
i wish i had a cs6 master collection serial which is legal

Granted, but you have to pay money
I wish that Java was more optimized

granted, but js is buyed by ms
i wish i had money for my cs6 legal key

Granted, but it’s a very inflated currency.
I wish that you don’t edit your wishes.

granted but no.
i wish that everyone talks french for 2 minutes

Granted, but I don’t know french
I wish that English was the only language.

oui, mais non
i wish everyone used a traductor to learn french

Denied, everyone is now learning german
I wish I could freeze time to have infinite time to use my phone or compooter

Granted, but you have no internet or electricity.
I wish that i had better knowledge of Russian.