Ruin a Wish

Granted, but you need to use UEFI
I wish that anime never existed

granted, but hentai never existed.
i wish that i could meet callie

Granted, but you get forever stuck in your Wii U
I wish that AI would not doom us.

granted but object show is on your bed
i wish callie finds out that homestuck is a real place

Granted, but time gets fucked up
I wish that I get rid of that object show from my bed, so I don’t sleep on the couch

Granted, but in 2 posts something will creep onto it again
I wish BIOS was still the standard

Granted, but microsoft still hooked on safeboot on BIOS
I wish what

Granted, but dos exist again,
i wish callie was my waifu oh nvmlol

Granted, but your memory becomes slightly fuzzy and it appears that the post went on icanttellyou’s bed due to a side effect of a previous grant.
I wish technology progressed faster

Granted, but aliens invade earth
I wish that I burn down my cursed bed

Granted, but the fire only saves it from curses and only affects them, forever. Your bed is reafdy to be slept on
I wish that this was denied with a side effect

granted, but you kiss marie.
i wish callie and marie were my sisters

Granted, but you have to accept it
I wish that shadow is not late to the party while replying.

granted, but protogent is no longer a virus
i wish that petya was a AV

Granted, but it encrypts random files with a large cost
I wish CollabVM was not a thing.

granted, but virtual box is at 70$
i wish that proto is not lying

Granted, but now it’s just an old version of Kaspersky
I wish that shadow gets stuck in his computer.

granted but i encrypt your files
i wish i was kanaya

Denied, now you are
I wish I could walk in a room representing my filesystem

Granted, but if you enter /dev you can’t exit it
I wish that Linux was the mainstream.