Ruin a Wish

Granted, but your fingers are so big its comparable to a meatball
i wish i can exist in this world without sonic porn

Granted…
Loading initrd2GB…(it keeps on going on forever)
I wish I could freeze time

granted, but i destroyed r34 so useless
i wish … that lord english was a dumb idiot so i could kill him easier

granted but, for 9 seconds
i wish touhou was on my pc

granted but you are forced to use rot13
i wish that source 2 is goodness

Granted, but your screen reads “undefined”
I wish I could type 500 words per minute

granted, but you die after 1 hour of typing
i wish … that lord english was a dumb idiot so i could kill him easier

granted but english no longer exists

i wish that i dont want to make a eish

Granted, but something generates ice cream 24/7 for you out of nowhere. The LCD constantly scrolls the message “it is an and not a”
I wish I had a mechanical keyboard

accepté, mais c’est de la marque microsoft.

j’aimerai bien rencontrer callie de splatoon english no longer exists lol.

Está bien, pero estás obligado a pedir al menos un deseo.
Desearía poder comer rocas sin morir.

granted but the switches are bootlegs
i wish thwt some5hinf was not a typical

Zezwolone, ale teraz używasz tylko TypeScript
Wolałbym aby angielski zaistniał

granted but the long s is now a letter
i wish e

Granted, you also worship H
I wish Slackware had an update today

granted, but you have to accept the fact that french exists
i wish i could meet callie from splatoon.

granted but kde 4 has been replaced by plasma 5
i wish that slackware gets a proper package manager

Granted, but your mind is always at a slight twist while you’re over in the Splatoon world
I wish that I could have a good VR headset

Granted, but you play roblox
i wish that my wishes works

Granted, only to meta wishes though
I wish the CRUX linux distro was more maintained