Granted, but everyone keeps on asking you out of curiosity on how to say their name in russian
I wish a material that you could walk through would exist
… GAH!
Granted, but it’s actually a wormhole.
I wish that yes
granted, yes.
i wish everyone was my friend here /s
Granted, but I’m not friends with you
I wish that I had a better computer
Granted but you spend too much time educating everyone on Homestuck
I wish I could use my hand to move items far away
Okay, then pretend the above post does not exist
uhhh you are a bit late
Granted but you can only use a wormhole
I wish that I have a computer.
Granted. A Sun SPARCstation appears next to you.
I wish I was more creative
Granted, but you are only creative in some parts.
I wish that Solaris was better.
Granted, but OpenSolaris will never exist
I wish I could speed up time in short bursts
Granted, but you have to use a time machine.
I wish that there was only x86 and x86_64
Denied, however almost fully to your wish, there’s now only x86, x86_64 and AArch64.
I wish AArch64 workstations would be made today
Granted, but they are expensive
I wish that PowerPC was used in more products
Granted, but the ones that are popular are extremely weak and are used in consumer routers.
I wish I knew German better
Granted, but you have bad spelling.
I wish that I had any wishes.
Granted, but they actually affect a memory dump of a VR world
I wish roads could be non-euclidean (as in; 100x shorter than they look when you are not on them)
Granted, but the road is just an short section with a wormhole.
I wish that I have inspiration.
granted, but you have to give me a CS6 master collection key
i wish that prn doesn’t exist.
Granted, but everyone that did watch it now watches extreme cringe. Good job.
I wish I had a 4TB M.2 SSD
Granted, but its slower than molasses
i wish i had an atari 2600