first you need a hotmail account which @OhHelloThereImTheGuy explains in this topic Obtaining an @hotmail.com Email Address in Present Time. so now you register that new email on escargot and go through the normal patching procedures.
you can add my 1.0 account at jarhead54321@hotmail.com
goddamnit i need a phone number which i don’t have
no you don’t
just click get a new email address
after i’ve gotten through the form where i give my new email it asks me for a number
try an app called textnow. the websites i found it saw through
you can also go into tools-> options-> accounts-> provided by and change hotmail.com to the part of your email after @
(Example: example@gmail.com)
nice!
Finally some good from Microsoft 
