a volcano randomly appears
a M$ time machine appaers i for you
Jesus Fucking Christ.
Volcanoes are too complex to randomly appear out of nowhere!
No
Unfortunately, in The Void Rush is not required to be used in any rituals!
I’m sorry, I don’t understand >YOU ARE NOW ALEX LIFESON
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The Void does not support character switching. Too many branching storylines.
You are now Jonathan.
Wait, what the fuck? This isn’t Lucky Break, this is The Void!
You decide to turn back time 23 years. What’s the worst that could happen?
Shit, we’re back here again.
What do you do?
become CommanderVideo :^)
The void becomes black and white like a grainy 1920s film.
Motherfucker i said i want to be Alex motherfucking Lifeson and you will listen to my commands even if you don’t understand it nor if its impossible and IM GONNA BE ALEX FUCKING LIFESON!!!
*someone from the future
the guy reading the jojo fag’s books
A Windows XP Logo appears on the background
hey so uhhhh
i think the void died like that other thing that i dont remeber the name of did
I lived bitch
As the bit.trip series does not exist yet, this is impossible!
That was a terrible excuse. Maybe later.
Lucky Break does not exist yet!
…actually, sure, why not.
Suddenly, a SYMBOL OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN shows up. You wonder what could happen if you touch it.
You suddenly teleport to that thing
You do not have enough PLOT BULLSHIT MANA POINTS to teleport!
You destory that pointless shit.
the xp logo gets crushed by a big chungus (ded meme time)
the thing teleports you into windows xp
cancelled, never doing something like this again
They always fail, interactive games like this always tend to die quickly.
Hope no one makes these kinds of shit anymore…