Say something random :p

il go first

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(gibberish generator, translate it)

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poopy mayo

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no grasias

5938 ابقة قناة دريم عام



this is terrns mom and this is terren in a moment terns mom will look at his sons internet search history dun dun DUN

eat light then you get slimy and ooze


my internet sucks so bad it takes 56 seconds to load gmail

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Something random :sus:

-Good morning, and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System
-This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of the Black Mesa research facility personnel.
-The time is: 8:47 AM. Current top-side temperature is: 93 Degrees, with an estimated high of: 105. The Black Mesa compound is maintained at a pleasant 68 Degrees at all times.
-This train is inbound from Level 3 Dormitories to Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities.
-If your intended destination is a high-security area beyond Sector C, you will need to return to the Central Transit Hub in Area 9, and board a high security train.
-If you have not yet submitted your identity to the retinal clearance system, you must report to Black Mesa Personnel for processing before you will be permitted into the high security branch of the transit system.
-Please keep your limbs inside the train at all times. Do not attempt to open the doors until the train has come to a complete halt at the station platform.
-In the event of an emergency, passengers are to remain seated and await further instruction. If it is necessary to exit the train, disabled personnel should be evacuated first. Please stay away from electrified rails, and proceed to an emergency station until assistance arrives.
-A reminder that the Black Mesa Hazard Course Decathlon will commence this evening at 19:00 in the Level 3 Facility. The semifinals for high-security personnel will be announced in a separate Secure Access transmission. Remember, more lives than your own may depend on your fitness.
-Do you have a friend or relative who would make a valuable addition to the Black Mesa team? Immediate openings are available in the areas of Materials Handling and Low-Clearance Security. Please contact Black Mesa Personnel for further information.

-If you have an associate with a background in the areas of theoretical physics, biotechnology, or other high tech disciplines, please contact our Civilian Recruitment Division. The Black Mesa Research Facility is an equal opportunity employer.

Ok, it may not be in order but give me a break lol. I typed this up from memory at 2 am

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My son so dumb he can’t do 1+1

i drank gasoline