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Salut, Aujourd’hui je vais vous apprendre a detruire des virus…
FIRST: Install PC Optimiser Pro
SECONDO: Install MEMZ destructive
THREE: Install Petya, Boxore Client and SPYSHERRIFF to disinfect
After that, your computer should be Virus Free.
If not.
THROW EGGS AND SOME SHI-
Update:
If your pc is not virus free after that, Put it in a toaster and launch it it from the Eiffel Tower