Did you ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Deathlife the Wise?

I thought not. It’s not a story that TReKiE would tell you. It’s a meme legend. Darth Deathlife was a Dark Lord of the memes, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the Escargot users to cause anger… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It’s ironic he could save others from bans, but not himself.

Edit: A word