The MessengerGeek bad joke thread

This thread is for telling bad jokes, i’ll start: The Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods, the night falled and the night crushed the Little Red Riding Hood

the world is a square ball that turns stopping

“I want a picture of U”

I am now about to tell a terrible joke I told when I was five years old, at school when the teacher told us to all come up to the class and tell a joke.

“Why did the mermaid cross the road?”
“Because she wanted to get hit by a car!”

And they say that youngsters are innocent lmao. :stuck_out_tongue:


That isn’t even funny.

Is a BAD joke, remember, is a bad joke thread