Still, it doesn't load to minecraft

i tried renaming it to .old but there was no splash screen with the animated alpha minecraft text

okay

Guys here a list of all the splash titles:

  • IS YOU
  • As seen on TV!
  • The End?
  • Should not be played while driving.
  • 1% sugar!
  • Ph1lza had a good run!
  • Awesome!
  • 100% pure!
  • May contain nuts!
  • All is full of love!
  • More polygons!
  • Limited edition!
  • Flashing letters!
  • Made by Notch!
  • It’s here!
  • Put that cookie down!
  • Best in class!
  • It’s finished!
  • Kind of dragon free!
  • Call you Mom!
  • Excitement!
  • More than 500 sold!
  • One of a kind!
  • Heaps of hits on YouTube!
  • Indev!
  • Spiders everywhere!
  • Check it out!
  • Holy cow, man!
  • It’s a game!
  • Made in Sweden!
  • Uses LWJGL!
  • Reticulating splines!
  • Minecraft!
  • Yaaay!
  • Singleplayer!
  • Keyboard compatible!
  • Undocumented!
  • Ingots!
  • Exploding creepers!
  • That’s no moon!
  • L33t!
  • Create!
  • Survive!
  • Dungeon!
  • Exclusive!
  • The bee’s knees!
  • Down with O.P.P.!
  • Closed source!
  • Classy!
  • Wow!
  • Not on steam!
  • Oh man!
  • Awesome community!
  • Pixels!
  • Teetsuuuuoooo!
  • Kaaneeeedaaaa!
  • Now with difficulty!
  • Enhanced!
  • 90% bug free!
  • Pretty!
  • 12 herbs and spices!
  • Fat free!
  • Absolutely no memes!
  • Free dental!
  • Ask your doctor!
  • Minors welcome!
  • Cloud computing!
  • Legal in Finland!
  • Hard to label!
  • Technically good!
  • Bringing home the bacon!
  • Indie!
  • GOTY!
  • Ceci n’est pas une title screen!
  • Euclidian!
  • Now in 3D!
  • Inspirational!
  • Herregud!
  • Complex cellular automata!
  • Yes, sir!
  • Played by cowboys!
  • OpenGL 1.2!
  • Thousands of colors!
  • Try it!
  • Age of Wonders is better!
  • Try the mushroom stew!
  • Sensational!
  • Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
  • Play him off, keyboard cat!
  • Guaranteed!
  • Macroscopic!
  • Bring it on!
  • Random splash!
  • Call your mother!
  • Monster infighting!
  • Loved by millions!
  • Ultimate edition!
  • Freaky!
  • You’ve got a brand new key!
  • Water proof!
  • Uninflammable!
  • Whoa, dude!
  • All inclusive!
  • Tell your friends!
  • NP is not in P!
  • Notch <3 ez!
  • Music by C418!
  • Livestreamed!
  • Haunted!
  • Polynomial!
  • Terrestrial!
  • Full of stars!
  • Scientific!
  • Cooler than Spock!
  • Collaborate and listen!
  • Never dig down!
  • Take frequent breaks!
  • Not linear!
  • Han shot first!
  • Nice to meet you!
  • Buckets of lava!
  • Ride the pig!
  • Larger than Earth!
  • sqrt(-1) love you!
  • Phobos anomaly!
  • Punching wood!
  • Falling off cliffs!
  • 150% hyperbole!
  • Synecdoche!
  • Let’s dance!
  • Seecret Friday update!
  • Reference implementation!
  • Lewd with two dudes with food!
  • Kiss the sky!
  • 20 GOTO 10!
  • Verlet intregration!
  • Peter Griffin!
  • Do not distribute!
  • Cogito ergo sum!
  • [[]] lines of code!
  • A skeleton popped out!
  • The Work of Notch!
  • The sum of its parts!
  • BTAF used to be good!
  • I miss ADOM!
  • umop-apisdn!
  • OICU812!
  • Bring me Ray Cokes!
  • Finger-licking!
  • Thematic!
  • Pneumatic!
  • Sublime!
  • Octagonal!
  • Une baguette!
  • Gargamel plays it!
  • Rita is the new top dog!
  • SWM forever!
  • Representing Edsbyn!
  • Matt Damon!
  • Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
  • Consummate V’s!
  • Cow Tools!
  • Double buffered!
  • Fan fiction!
  • Jason! Jason! Jason!
  • Hotter than the sun!
  • Internet enabled!
  • Autonomous!
  • Engage!
  • Fantasy!
  • DRR! DRR! DRR!
  • Kick it root down!
  • Regional resources!
  • Woo, facepunch!
  • Woo, somethingawful!
  • Woo, /v/!
  • Woo, tigsource!
  • Woo, minecraftforum!
  • Woo, worldofminecraft!
  • Woo, reddit!
  • Woo, 2pp!
  • Google anlyticsed!
  • Now supports åäö!
  • Give us Gordon!
  • Tip your waiter!
  • Very fun!
  • 12345 is a bad password!
  • Vote for net neutrality!
  • Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
  • MAP11 has two names!
  • Omnipotent!
  • Gasp!
  • …!
  • Bees, bees, bees, bees!
  • Jag känner en bot! (I feel a cure!)
  • This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it’s fine!
  • Haha, LOL!
  • Hampsterdance!
  • Switches and ores!
  • Menger sponge!
  • idspispopd!
  • Eple (original edit)!
  • So fresh, so clean!
  • Slow acting portals!
  • Try the Nether!
  • Don’t look directly at the bugs!
  • Oh, ok, Pigmen!
  • Finally with ladders!
  • Scary!
  • Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
  • Twittered about!
  • Jump up, jump up, and get down!
  • Joel is neat!
  • A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
  • Huge tracts of land!
  • Welcome to your Doom!
  • Stay a while, stay forever!
  • Stay a while and listen!
  • Treatment for your rash!
  • “Autological” is!
  • Information wants to be free!
  • “Almost never” is an interesting concept!
  • Lots of truthiness!
  • The creeper is a spy!
  • Turing complete!
  • It’s groundbreaking!
  • Let our battle’s begin!
  • The sky is the limit!
  • Jeb has amazing hair!
  • Casual gaming!
  • Undefeated!
  • Kinda like Lemmings!
  • Follow the train, CJ!
  • Leveraging synergy!
  • This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn’t that weird? (This message will not actually appear on the splash screen of Minecraft . It can only be seen in the Minecraft splash text files.)
  • DungeonQuest is unfair!
  • 110813!
  • 90210!
  • Check out the far lands!
  • Tyrion would love it!
  • Also try VVVVVV!
  • Also try Super Meat Boy!
  • Also try Terraria!
  • Also try Mount And Blade!
  • Also try Project Zomboid!
  • Also try World of Goo!
  • Also try Limbo!
  • Also try Pixeljunk Shooter!
  • Also try Braid!
  • That’s super!
  • Bread is pain!
  • Read more books!
  • Khaaaaaaaaan!
  • Less addictive than TV Tropes!
  • More addictive than lemonade!
  • Bigger than a bread box!
  • Millions of peaches!
  • Fnord!
  • This is my true form!
  • Totally forgot about Dre!
  • Don’t bother with the clones!
  • Pumpkinhead!
  • Hobo humping slobo babe!
  • Made by Jeb!
  • Has an ending!
  • Finally complete!
  • Feature packed!
  • Boots with the fur!
  • Stop, hammertime!
  • Testificates!
  • Conventional!
  • Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
  • Doesn’t avoid double negatives!
  • Place ALL the blocks!
  • Does barrel rolls!
  • Meeting expectations!
  • PC gaming since 1873!
  • Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs!
  • Déjà vu!
  • Got your nose!
  • Haley loves Elan!
  • Afraid of the big, black bat!
  • Doesn’t use the U-word!
  • Child’s play!
  • See you next Friday or so!
  • From the streets of Södermalm!
  • 150 bpm for 400000 minutes!
  • Technologic!
  • Funk soul brother!
  • Pumpa kungen!
  • 日本ハロー!
  • 한국 안녕하세요!
  • Helo Cymru!
  • Cześć Polska!
  • 你好中国!
  • Привет Россия!
  • Γεια σου ελλάδα!
  • My life for Aiur!
  • Lennart lennart = new Lennart();
  • I see your vocabulary has improved!
  • Who put it there?
  • You can’t explain that!
  • If not ok then return end
  • §1C§2o§3l§4o§5r§6m§7a§8t§9i§ac
  • §kFUNKY LOL
  • Flavor with no seasoning!
  • Strange, but not a stranger!
  • Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!
  • Getting ready to show!
  • Getting ready to know!
  • Getting ready to drop!
  • Getting ready to shock!
  • Getting ready to freak!
  • Getting ready to speak!
  • It swings, it jives!
  • Cruising streets for gold!
  • Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
  • Make me a table, a funky table!
  • Take the elevator to the mezzanine!
  • Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!
  • /give @a hugs 64
  • This is good for Realms.
  • Any computer is a laptop if you’re brave enough!
  • Do it all, everything!
  • Where there is not light, there can spider!
  • GNU Terry Pratchett
  • More Digital!
  • Falling with style!
  • There’s no stopping the Trollmaso
  • Throw yourself at the ground and miss
  • Rule #1: it’s never my fault
  • Replaced molten cheese with blood?
  • Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates
  • Boats FTW
  • Javalicious edition
  • Should not be played while driving!
  • You’re going too fast!
  • Don’t feed chocolate to parrots!
  • The true meaning of covfefe
  • An illusion! What are you hiding?
  • Something’s not quite right…
  • Monster infighting!
  • missingno
  • In case it isn’t obvious, foxes aren’t players.
  • Buzzy Bees!
  • Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs
  • Team Mystic!
  • Hamilton!
  • (Bedrock Edition beta test) Beta!
  • Absolutely no memes!

Bedrock Edition Exclusives

  • SOPA means LOSER in Swedish!
  • Ported Implementation!
  • 100% more yellow text!
  • Dramatic lighting!
  • Pocket!
  • Touch compatible!
  • Annoying touch buttons!
  • MCPE!
  • Uses C++!
  • Almost C++14!
  • OpenGL ES 2.0+!
  • Quite Indie!
  • !!!1!
  • V-synched!
  • 0xffff-1 chunks
  • It’s alpha!
  • Endless!
  • Ask your mother!
  • Toilet friendly!
  • Cubism!
  • Bekarton guards the gate!
  • flowers more important than grass
  • Multithreaded!
  • Haha, LEL
  • Play Minecraft: PE, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
  • Also try Monument Valley!
  • & Knuckles!
  • BAYKN
  • You can’t explain that!
  • V-synched!
  • Befy Timy’s scraped!
  • Reina Hispanoamericana!
  • Plants vs zombies!
  • I dont need me!
  • Rodeo Stars Is a Ridable Buckling!
  • Kambal Karibal Is Fighting Cheska!
  • Great job!
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no references to Homestar Runner or Homestuck? They were in their golden age when MC was created