into a million pieces
and then the slenderman was cooking
the cheeseburgers
and found a Wii U 
Then he turned into a virgin
and he drowned his sorrows with reese’s ice cream
until he fucked up
and started eating the bowl and spoon
and raged after getting 2nd in mariokart
he was a fairy
And crashed into wall mart ( a place to buy walls)
this shocked the people inside
They were MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
how could he do such a thing?
They threw walls at his face
He became pale from the paint
And then he stole 10 wall samples (they are worth more than the actual wall!)
sadly, he failed to realise that they were covered in acid, causing his hands minor burns
“SHIIIIIIIIIIT!!!” Shouted the man in G R E A T pain
And instead burning the walls causing 69 billon monies in damages