jump off of loophole.
get tnt and blow up your house
No.
You are not able to jump off the loophole, but you are able to do the next best thing!
AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
Nice Landing!
Where do you go now?
To the store
Or the park
to school
You lack CA$H on you, the currency of Nowheresville!
You have no interest in nature. Nobody cares about nature in the 22nd century! Trees and grass are all made of plastic nowadays! You’d much rather—
than go to a park! And even then, there isn’t any school today!
Your PDA makes a reminder noise. Hey, looks like something’s coming up today. Check?
Check
Check
You boot into JANAM OS.
…Oh hell yeah. Check the store?
yes
no because no money
You do not need CA$H to download certain apps!
You go to the store aaand
oh what the fuck, you don’t care about the mobile games Janam is pushing right now, you need to go to the apps!
Hell yeah, it’s here, aaand
what.
the fuck.
You knew Janam Messenger 1 used MSNP, but stealing the Windows Live mobile app is just ridiculous!
Whatever, they’re probably gonna discontinue the original anyways. Install?
yes
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Yes.
You go to the app page and hit “Install”.
Immediately, it starts installing.
You look up from your PDA and look up into the skies.
Man, it’s gonna be a long day.
prologue complete
chapter 1 coming whenever
ooc: there was gonna be an animated scene for this but it looks liked shit so I decided against it
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chapter 1
...that I'm tellin' myself, that I'm goin' to hell, I'm goin' to hell, yeah, yeah, yeah, I...
The download’s finally done! Time to get this crap on the road babey!!!
The mobile app looks…surprisingly better than in the screenshots. Must’ve been a beta build.
You ponder who this “staggStack” fella is and why you don’t remember adding him.
Whatever, time to talk to somebody, you have nothing better to do.
Who do you talk to?
problemSleuther
hellishCowboy. He seems like a nice chap.
off-topic guff
Homestuck much? :V
I
FEEL
LIKE AN ＡＴＯＭ ＢＯＭＢ
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Homestuck much? :V
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yes this is an off brand homestuck, I’m just taking things and claiming them as my own at this point
half of that is true
didnt realize i took the long day part from homestuck though fuck i need to stop plagiarizing
You would if you had any idea where he was, since
.
Dissapointing too he was sorta cool
Oh fuck not this guy. He reads MSPA like it’s crack.
But whatever time to harass this guy, hopefully he comes online soon
dialog
this took me too fucking long to figure out
joeShmoe: hey
joeShmoe: hey
joeShmoe: heyyyyyyyy
joeShmoe: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
problemSleuther is now online.
problemSleuther: What is it jesus
joeShmoe: have you installed the new messenger app yet
problemSleuther: No I use PC, never use the PDA messenger
joeShmoe: sad
joeShmoe: you gotta man this looks so much cooler than the old app
problemSleuther: What would I use it for
joeShmoe: uhhh
joeShmoe: if you’re…without your computer
joeShmoe: and you’re stranded somewhere
joeShmoe: but luckily that place has cell service…
joeShmoe: …yeah I’m not making much sense am I
problemSleuther: Exactly
problemSleuther: That’s why I don’t use the mobile app
joeShmoe: sad
problemSleuther: Is this the only reason you messaged me
joeShmoe: yeah
problemSleuther: What the fuck man
problemSleuther is now offline.
joeShmoe: piss
That was what I call a
DISSAPOINTMENT
DISSAPOINTMENT
DISSAPOINTMENT
DISSAPOINTMENT
DISSAPOINTMENT
Welp, now there’s 2 other people you can talk to. You know David (mentallyDisturbed) is probably getting chewed out by his dad, so it would be unwise to talk to him right now.
it would be wise to read them both :3
harass FuckTheSystem!!!
joeShmoe: yo
FuckTheSystem!!!: Yeah What Do You Want
joeShmoe: have you installed the new mobile messenger yet
FuckTheSystem!!!: Yes I Am In The Process Of It Right Now
joeShmoe: cool
joeShmoe: do you have any idea what some of the new features are, I don’t know
FuckTheSystem!!!: Hell Yeah Man
FuckTheSystem!!!: They’re Addin Games 'n Shit Like That
FuckTheSystem!!!: Yknow Like Checkers, Jeopardy, Tic Tac Toe, Those Were Their Examples God If I Know If There’s Any More
joeShmoe: oh hell yeah, I didn’t know they were adding games
FuckTheSystem!!!: There’s A New Design Too Apparently
joeShmoe: yeah I’m using it right now, I’d know
joeShmoe is sending FuckTheSystem!!! an image: srn0231.jpg
FuckTheSystem!!!: That Looks…Rather Dissapointing
joeShmoe: sad
joeShmoe: the beta builds were taken from the windows live messenger 2109 mobile app lol
FuckTheSystem!!!: Surely You Kid
joeShmoe: no
FuckTheSystem!!!:
FuckTheSystem!!!: I’ll Be Right Back
FuckTheSystem!!! is now Away.
Huh.
harass southSide
southSide is now online.
southSide: hheelllloo
joeShmoe: holy fuck, why do you type like that
joeShmoe: I’ve told you so many times, it hurts my head to try and understand what you’re saying
southSide: iittss jjuusstt tthhee wwaayy II Okay, fine. Jesus.
southSide: I need to change my screen name, I made it when I was going through my Yes phase.
southSide: Which is to say listening to Fragile and nothing else for several weeks.
joeShmoe: lol
joeShmoe: yeah maybe change it to something better
joeShmoe: while South Side of the Sky is a good song, I can definitely agree with that, it’s not exactly a cool screen name
joeShmoe: maybe change it to something like
joeShmoe: man, idk
southSide: airyAerials?
joeShmoe: don’t tell me you’re going through a system of a down phase now
southSide: Not a phase.
joeShmoe: its a phase
southSide: Nuh uh.
joeShmoe: uh huh
southSide: Duck season.
joeShmoe: rabbit season!
southSide: Duck season!
joeShmoe: rabbit season!
southSide: Duck season!
joeShmoe: okay this has been going on for too long
joeShmoe: anyways are you installing the new messenger
southSide: Probably will now
southSIde: tthhaannkkss 
southSide is now offline.
joeShmoe: god fucking damn it
You are now curious what exactly that first dude meant by “other shit” and why he immediately left after learning about the beta build. Maybe he had something come to his attention?
Whatever, you have other things to do.
Actually, no you don’t. You have literally nothing to do, aside from maybe try to climb back into the hole in your house.
It’s right there, man. It’s only…ten feet up.
Yeah, you need to find some way back into your house. Your parents are probably going to notice you’re out of your room any second now.
What do you do?