Lucky Break (INDEFINITE HIATUS)

Wait is the pc connected to ethernet?

well yeah good memory

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No! This man is not named John Cena! try again

This man is not John. Nobody knows who this man is, except for the people who do. This is why I’m asking you what his name is?

The name is David?

His name is Jacinto Pinto A. R.

私が存在する理由

His name is jeff

No.

Noooo.

Why

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Nice one!

Your name is DAVID. You live in Nowheresville with your father. Your mother passed away in a tragic accident when you were young that your dad does not want to get into. Your friend, Jonathan, has just invited you to “fuck shit up” with pillows, so you better shoo out of here.

What type of transportation do you take?

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Crappy bus from the late 80s

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You do not know how to date a bus, so this is impossible!

Walk

Or maybe be a rat :rat: and apparear on the toilet of your friend

or maybe just do a barrel roll

Mounted on a porcupine.

Talk to your sci-fi friends because you are totally not Jonathan Kay and a total geek.
:stuck_out_tongue:

A Super Bike:

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You do not own one of them!

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You believe that is quite the foolish idea! It could hurt you.

CAN’T YOU SEE, I’M EASILYYYY BOTHERED BY PERSISTENCE?

Nah fuck that, you aren’t hellishCowboy, and that might be a good thi

ng.

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You have no idea how to transform into a rat, and don’t know why you would in the first place!

No.

Anyways time to fucking YEET yourself out of your room aaand…




Shit you probably could’ve just left using the door and everything would’ve been fine.

You are now JONATHAN.


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Of course you aren’t Jonathan Kay, he’s the guy who runs the MessengerGeek blog!


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A fair amount of fucking shit up and getting yelled at later…


Yeah, you’ve been grounded. A CLOUD looms ominously in the distance. Not pictured is YOUR COMPUTER.

What now?

Try to find a loophole.

You cry.

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You are a man! You are 13! You don’t cry! Crying is for babeys! You are not a babey!


You start crying.


There is indeed a conspicuous hole in the wall!

…You don’t mean the historical usage, do you?

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